Thursday, January 20, 2005
THE SPEECH BUSH SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
PJ O’Rourke has a more amusing alternative to what Bush actually said today:
PJ O’Rourke has a more amusing alternative to what Bush actually said today:
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, I had intended to reach out to all of you and bring a divided nation together. But I changed my mind. America isn't divided by political ethos or ethnic origin. America isn't divided by region or religion. America is divided by jerks. Who wants to bring a bunch of jerks together with the rest of us? Let them stew in Berkeley, Boston, and Ann Arbor.
The media say that I won the election on the strength of moral values. If the other fellow had become president, would the media have said that he won the election on the strength of immoral values?
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